Humor

Post by **Rusty** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:26 pm

The Top 15 Signs You Read Too Many Comic Books

15 More than a little disappointed you didn't get invited to Superman's wedding.

14 Keep memorizing words like "SSPPLLAATT," "KAPOW" and "BLAMMMMO" for school spelling bee.

13 Your resume lists your last three jobs as Defender of the Galaxy, Sidekick to Defender of the Galaxy, and Assistant Manager of Inter-Galactic 7-11.

12 You shout, "Curses! Foiled again," when they forget the catsup at the drive-through.

11 You whack your boss over the head with a hammer and are surprised when his head doesn't pop back into shape.

10 Despite repeated attempts to stop speeding cars with your bare hands, neighbors still think you're just a suicidal lunatic.

9 At age 43, you set the regional subscription record for Grit Magazine.

8 Your compulsive self-narrative renders you too transparent for a career in real estate or car repair.

7 You're the only one wearing a cape at step aerobics.

6 "Holy 40-year-old virgin, Batman!"

5 Wife is getting tired of you introducing her as "my trusty sidekick."

4 Most of your sick days are due to "the effects of the earth's yellow sun."

3 Refusing to admit you're drunk, you vow revenge on the evil "Flaccidus" for your inability to "perform."

2 Your secret identity keeps drinking all the beer.

and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign You Read Too Many Comic Books...

1 Your attempts at becoming "Danger Cloud" are proving hard on the underwear.

Post by **fluffy** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:27 pm

HAHAHA Danger cloud!

Post by **Rusty** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:42 am

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:01 am

hi kurt your little guy is soooo neat!

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:47 am

jennifer stambersky wrote:hi kurt your little guy is soooo neat!

Thanks. I 'borrowed' him from somebody on another board because I thought it was cool.

Post by **jennifer stambersky** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:28 pm

your welcome *HUG*

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:44 pm

jennifer stambersky wrote:you're welcome *HUG*

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:06 am

I thought this Schwarzenhegger Video was pretty funny.

So is this one

Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:25 am

ohhhh that is sooo kool love it kurt thanks for sharing

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:26 pm

jennifer stambersky wrote:ohhhh that is sooo kool love it kurt thanks for sharing

no problem. I thought they were cool too when I ran arcoss them

Post by **Psychotic_Carp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:15 pm

what the?

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:13 pm

Psychotic_Carp wrote:what the?

Marvel cancelled that, didn't they?

Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:48 pm

This isn't humor exactly, but it is pretty cool

Hamburger magic

Post by **fluffy** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:03 pm

Wild! That trick would come in handy if you were broke and hungry.
I was sure it was emerging from the sign.
Then everyone was feeling it afterwards so I'm stumped.

Post by **Rusty** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:40 pm

fluffy wrote:Wild! That trick would come in handy if you were broke and hungry.
I was sure it was emerging from the sign.
Then everyone was feeling it afterwards so I'm stumped.

I'm thinking that there was someone behind the sign who opened a slot and fed the burger through while switching the sticker on the board. That's probably why he covered it up with his hands. It was still cool, though.