Humor

[Rusty]

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.

Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"

"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."

[Psychotic_Carp]

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.

Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"

"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."

poor michaganians!

[Rusty]

poor michaganians!

Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...

[Psychotic_Carp]

poor michaganians!

Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...

shut it!

[tommi]

poor michaganians!

Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...

shut it!

someones cranky

[Rusty]

someones cranky

Someone's always cranky

[fluffy]

someones cranky

Someone's always cranky

Thank god it's not just me.
I just read his first reply to me up top and he says " I hate you"...EEK.

[Psychotic_Carp]

someones cranky

Someone's always cranky

Thank god it's not just me.
I just read his first reply to me up top and he says " I hate you"...EEK.

thats because i added a new item

[Rusty]

A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."

"What happened?" he asked.

"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."

"Go on," the friend urged.

"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."

"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.

"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"

[Rusty]

You should check out the following article which contains the

DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person

http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html


 

[fluffy]

A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."

"What happened?" he asked.

"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."

"Go on," the friend urged.

"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."

"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.

"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"

That's a good one!

[korman93]

Kurt where are you getting all these funny stories
or did you make them up : : : :

[Psychotic_Carp]

You should check out the following article which contains the

DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person

http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html


 

are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?

[Rusty]

Kurt where are you getting all these funny stories
or did you make them up : : : :

A neighbor sent me the one about Judgment Day and I cribbed the one about the tiger off of another web board that I read. I figure that if I run across a few funny ones, I'll share them.

[Rusty]

You should check out the following article which contains the

DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person

http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html


 

are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?

150 bucks for the Deluxe set

In case you didn't realize it, the article was an April Fool's Joke. I'm thinking about printing it out and taking it in to give to Chris and Craig as a news item I got off the net...