Humor
Humor
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.
Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.
Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
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kurt culler wrote:A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.
Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
poor michaganians!
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kurt culler wrote:Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...Psychotic_Carp wrote:
poor michaganians!
shut it!
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someones crankyPsychotic_Carp wrote:kurt culler wrote:Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...Psychotic_Carp wrote:
poor michaganians!
shut it!
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thats because i added a new itemfluffy wrote:Thank god it's not just me.kurt culler wrote:Someone's always crankyazianboi044 wrote: someones cranky
I just read his first reply to me up top and he says " I hate you"...EEK.
A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend urged.
"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.
"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"
who was "all torn up."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend urged.
"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.
"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"
You should check out the following article which contains the
DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person
http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html
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DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person
http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html
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That's a good one!kurt culler wrote:A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend urged.
"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.
"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"
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kurt culler wrote:You should check out the following article which contains the
DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person
http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html
Â
are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?
150 bucks for the Deluxe setPsychotic_Carp wrote:kurt culler wrote:You should check out the following article which contains the
DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition)
by Lawrence Person
http://www.locusmag.com/2005/Features/0 ... rsDVD.html
Â
are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?
In case you didn't realize it, the article was an April Fool's Joke. I'm thinking about printing it out and taking it in to give to Chris and Craig as a news item I got off the net...